Top 12 Notre Dame Excuses for Loss to USC
12. Nine total Yards Offense in First Half still an awful lot of running over thirty minutes
11. Players had Third Quarter in the First Down Pool
10. Stayed out Late night before at OJ Simpson Museum and Celebrity Bus tour
9. Supposed to be “the Harlem Globetrotters” of College Football, then all these tough schools showed up
8. Goal was six ties too so record could be spooky 6-6-6.
7. Team got swept up in “Bailout Fever” and expected to be spotted 32 points
6. Oh, that USC! (Players thought University of Southwest Connecticut)
5. Wanted to see if Knute Rockne actually could roll over from six foot under after all these years
4. Other schools have really cool alumnae, while all ND has is Regis Philbin!
3. “Win one for the Weiss Guy” just not as motivational
2. All the good players went to Ball State this year enticed by a Letterman autograph (NCAA violation?).
1. Hey we’re Notre Dame; they’re allowed to tackle us?
David DiBello
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